SS Dude Funny Status Messages

   It's not that I'm immature, it's just that you started it.

   A lot of people seem to forget their other four fingers when waving to me.

   Guess drunk? I'm what!

   Ask your doctor if "Shutting the Hell Up" is right for you.

   I never contradict myself. And if you say otherwise, I will agree with you.

   "Patience" is what parents have when there are witnesses.

   I would like to give you a piece of my mind, but this is my last piece.

   When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.